Random Favourite Moments

Rob sez:
Ryan: “So we just wander around town for a few hours”
DM: “While you’re wandering around town…”
Ryan: “oh god dammit…”
Joel: “I like it when stuff happens.”
Steve sez:
Steve: And also you stink (directed at Nick)
Nick: Aw c’mon
Steve: I’m just going on what people tell me.
Nick sez:
Manfred comes back from the dead (rolled a crit on a death save), then wants to rummage through “the pile of equipment” nearby, a.k.a. Dirstav’s dead body, for something useful.
Rob Sez:
Manfred to Dirstav as he is being raped by tenacle: “I can make that taste better for you”
Ryan Sez:
After fighting a clutch battle where Dirstav repeatedly failed to create fire from scraps of his bedroll:
Ryan: “Wait, aren’t we carrying several bottles of highly inflammable alcohol, which we specifically kept in case we ever needed to light something on fire?”
Ryan Sez:
Every time Dirstav is in close combat with several enemies, and Ragnarr (who has fire resistant armour) is not:
Rob: “I cast Scorching Burst/Fireball/Wall of Flames/Manfred’s Dwarf Damaging Fire Effect #8”
Joel Sez:
During a battle within a horrid maze, Dirstav, Ragnarr and Halor are surrounded by darkness and outnumbered by enemies. Ragnarr (the brave paladin) is bellowing at the party for a quick retreat, what seems like a wise idea as defeat looks certain. Halor then calmly stats, “This elf aint gonna run.” A couple of kick ass prayers later we win the day! Epic.
Joel Sez:
Joel Ok, Dirstav throws the evil, black rock oozing necromatic energy through the portal.
Rob A horrible explosion erupts from the portal, exploding in a blinding black light!
Sounds of dice being rolled
Rob ... and you are ok.
Better Rob Sez:
The room is filling with poison gas. Attempts to bend or plug the sources are failing. In desperation, Dirstav decides that the best solution is to urinate on his own beard in an attempt to filter the gas. A couple turns later from the outside, Manfred opens the magical barrier allowing the gas to clear and says “Why does the dwarf smell like pee” at which point Halor says “Uh Dirstav, couldn’t you have just held your breath instead”?
Joel Sez:
The shear frustration of fighting 4 trolls, having killed them all – with fire. BUT having them keep getting up, becaues of a troll witch(?) that allowed them to continue regenerating even after suffering fire damage. So annoying. So much fun.
Joel Sez:
Trying to solve the mystery of who kidnapped a Lord Fistund Illsok, Ragnarr and Dirstav interrogate a religious, female, halfling cook. It soon becomes clear she was part of the conspiracy. Nick asks her what is punishment for betrayal. Rob replies, death. Nick answers, Ragnarr draws his sword and runs her through! Shock! Gasp! Wow! Awesome.
Rob Sez:
While trying to get information out of a witness, Rangarr attempts to get romantic. He snaps off his Summoned Armour, standing in the buff in front of her and basically says “Do you want to get – with – this?”

Random Favourite Moments

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